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[Who doesn't give a shit? Omar doesn't give a shit. Because he currently looks this.

Still, there's a slightly puzzled look on his honey badger face right now.]

Yo, I'm not really mad or nothing, but when do this thing stop being hungry? I've already gone and taken out half the mess hall and it ain't made much of a dent.

Not to worry y'all, but some of you lookin' real good to me right about now. [Well, it wouldn't be Omar if he didn't get a little trolling in.]

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[Omar's kept his promise, and in the days since his last conversation with Leslie, he's been haunting the library, doing a lot of browsing. For being, well, a riotous gangster-slash-angel of vengeance, he's actually a very good library patron: quiet, polite, keeps mostly to himself.

And finally, he's found a book. He's sitting in the fifth floor common room, next to the shark tank, the book loosely held atop his lap, cover unseen.]

Now Barge, y'all don't know me like my warden do, so maybe y'all don't know that I've got me a real appreciation for the written word. But Leslie Knope want to encourage that in me, I suppose, so she gone and named me co-captain of the new Barge Book Club. Or something like that. I gets to pick the first book, anyway.

So now I'm left with two questions for y'all:

One, who be wanting to join up?

And two, who already got a copy of this? [And now he holds it up: 50 Shades of Grey, by E.L. James.] I hear it get real popular in the future.