04: Video: ...when you spend all day sporting with the puppies?

[omar]

[Who doesn't give a shit? Omar doesn't give a shit. Because he currently looks this.

Still, there's a slightly puzzled look on his honey badger face right now.]

Yo, I'm not really mad or nothing, but when do this thing stop being hungry? I've already gone and taken out half the mess hall and it ain't made much of a dent.

Not to worry y'all, but some of you lookin' real good to me right about now. [Well, it wouldn't be Omar if he didn't get a little trolling in.]

((Replies coming from ohindeed! Because it has my honey badger icon.))

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[technophilic]

please do not eat me

[ohindeed]

I ain't making no promises right now.

[technophilic]

perhaps you should keep to yourself until you are no longer in danger of consuming your fellow inmates

[ohindeed]

Naw, this body don't like that idea.

[technophilic]

if you try i will bite you

[ohindeed]

I'd expect you to.

[technophilic]

so don't

[ohindeed]

Didn't say the idea put me off.

[technophilic]

i have very sharp teeth

it will hurt if i bite you

[ohindeed]

No doubt it will.

[technophilic]

what floor are you on

[ohindeed]

Two. [He sounds entirely amused. Come at him, sis.]

[technophilic]

stay there

[ She is a mouse there is no way man, no way. ]

[ohindeed]

Where you at, girl?

[technophilic]

seventh floor

[ Why would she tell you? ]

[ohindeed]

[He doubts that's the truth, but the threat amuses him. He's not actually all that interested in eating her; he's still got his Rules, and that would break a whole lot of them. But hey, she doesn't have to know that.]

Good to know.

[technophilic]

[ Maybe if Satsuki knew that her tiny mouse heart wouldn't be beating so fast. She's not used to being this afraid of anything. ]

You should recall that we will be returned to our normal forms when this is over.

[ And she will totally kick your ass if you eat her. ]

[ohindeed]

Oh, I do remember.

What you looking like right now, anyway? How you typing?

[technophilic]

i am a mouse

i press very hard on the keys

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[wemaketheworld]

[Have a fairly unamused wolverine staring at you, Omar. He's even growling, although being a fellow furred thing he can probably actually decipher it.]

Nobody's on the menu.

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[ohindeed]

[Oh, he gets it, all right. It should be impossible for a honey badger to smirk, but he does.]

You sure on that?

[video]

[wemaketheworld]

Yes.

[No. Maybe. As long as he keeps a grip on the part that's still himself?]

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[ohindeed]

We just see, I suppose.

[video]

[wemaketheworld]

Will be watching you.

[video]

[ohindeed]

Okay. [See if he gives a damn, Rorschach.]

[silvestris]

[Yeah this is...weird. Standard response: dry questions.]

Isn't there a shot for this?

[ohindeed]

Probably go away on its own in a day or two. That's how most things seem to be up in here.

[silvestris]

Well, that's a handy healthcare plan. They tell you to sit and wait at home, too, but no one actually gets over their transformation into a ... wolverine. [Seriously what are you]

[ohindeed]

Nah, I will. You'll see. We was all prohibition gangsters not a couple weeks ago, and look at us now.

[silvestris]

We're not a dry ship already?

[ohindeed]

Y'all ain't found a way into the bar yet?

[silvestris]

Not a heavy drinker. ...Usually. I could use something strong now, if you can give me directions.

[ohindeed]

Just up on the deck, with that big heavy door to keep us inmates out. Supposed to need a warden's okay to get in, but with most of the wardens looking like they does...

[silvestris]

Want to tag along? I could use a good lookout.

[ohindeed]

I ain't much of a drinker, 'specially not looking like this kinda wolverine thing, but I don't mind hanging around a spell.

[silvestris]

Hey, I'm fine with the company. Nothing like a wolverine to make a girl feel protected.

[omar]

[That gets a little whuff of a honey badger chuckle.] A'ight. I'll meet y'all up on deck and we see what we see.

[silvestris]

[She'll be waiting for him, leaning against the wall. In a vinyl suit and heels. Yeah she uh, she hasn't had anything to change into, but the mask is too damaged to bother with anymore.]

[ohindeed]

[...Okay, then. Omar pauses, and there's a moment here where she's getting side-eyed by a honey badger.]

...Work hard, play hard?

[silvestris]

Don't act like they have to be mutually exclusive. Ready?

[ohindeed]

O-kay. [He drawls it out sardonically, padding for the pub door.]

[silvestris]

[She looks around for something to use as a lockpick if needed. Finding nothing (as fun as spy movies make it look, you can't actually pick most locks with a fork) she decides she'll just have to rely on undead brute strength. It worked when ripping through metal...]

/handwaves

[ohindeed]

[Unfortunately, things tend to be undead-resilient on the Barge... but fortunately, someone with a thing about inmate rights who may or may not be named Jesse Pinkman has left the lock open, and all it takes is a good push.]