04: Video: ...when you spend all day sporting with the puppies?

[omar]

[Who doesn't give a shit? Omar doesn't give a shit. Because he currently looks this.

Still, there's a slightly puzzled look on his honey badger face right now.]

Yo, I'm not really mad or nothing, but when do this thing stop being hungry? I've already gone and taken out half the mess hall and it ain't made much of a dent.

Not to worry y'all, but some of you lookin' real good to me right about now. [Well, it wouldn't be Omar if he didn't get a little trolling in.]

((Replies coming from ohindeed! Because it has my honey badger icon.))

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[technophilic]

please do not eat me

[ohindeed]

I ain't making no promises right now.

[technophilic]

perhaps you should keep to yourself until you are no longer in danger of consuming your fellow inmates

[ohindeed]

Naw, this body don't like that idea.

[technophilic]

if you try i will bite you

[ohindeed]

I'd expect you to.

[technophilic]

so don't

[ohindeed]

Didn't say the idea put me off.

[technophilic]

i have very sharp teeth

it will hurt if i bite you

[ohindeed]

No doubt it will.

[technophilic]

what floor are you on

[ohindeed]

Two. [He sounds entirely amused. Come at him, sis.]

[technophilic]

stay there

[ She is a mouse there is no way man, no way. ]

[ohindeed]

Where you at, girl?

[technophilic]

seventh floor

[ Why would she tell you? ]

[ohindeed]

[He doubts that's the truth, but the threat amuses him. He's not actually all that interested in eating her; he's still got his Rules, and that would break a whole lot of them. But hey, she doesn't have to know that.]

Good to know.

[technophilic]

[ Maybe if Satsuki knew that her tiny mouse heart wouldn't be beating so fast. She's not used to being this afraid of anything. ]

You should recall that we will be returned to our normal forms when this is over.

[ And she will totally kick your ass if you eat her. ]

[ohindeed]

Oh, I do remember.

What you looking like right now, anyway? How you typing?

[technophilic]

i am a mouse

i press very hard on the keys