omar: (oh i bet it do)
Omar Little ([personal profile] omar) wrote2015-04-26 07:00 pm

12: Video/Spam: Fix this, Joe? --What's the problem?-- Ran out of time.

[Video, Private to Chris, Sunday evening]

[Once upon a time, Omar hadn't minded the Barge so much. It's a prison, sure, but one with better food and more fresh air, and he'd actually really liked his warden. He and Leslie had had something of an understanding between them: she respected him by trying not to get too much in his face; he respected her by trying not to seriously hurt anyone that hadn't hurt someone else first. He'd still killed Ladd Russo twice, and she'd still taken steps against him both times, but he hadn't felt like her heart was really in it. At the end of the day, they actually kind of trusted each other.

He realizes now that he let himself get fooled into extending that trust to other wardens, too. Chris D'Amico has been a nightmare for him, pushy and rude and disrespectful and entitled, and while Omar had seen the part of Leslie that had actually wanted to help him, he's seen none of it in Chris.

Which is fine. He's a warden, after all. Omar should have remembered that most people here weren't going to be any different from most people back home: selfish and hungry. He should have remembered that any real prison warden is as much a part of the game as he is.

Time to remind Chris what their roles should really look like.

On Sunday evening Chris gets a series of video messages from Omar's communicator, one after the other, five in all. Each one seems to be filmed in the first-person perspective, at around chest height, like Omar stuck his communicator in his breast pocket and hit record. Each one depicts an attack: Jimmy, Mickey, Letty, Dark, and Arthas. The last one is very nearly current, which is good, because...]


[Open Spam for Level 1]

[...In the wake of escaping Arthas' cabin, Omar may have let the zombies out. Like Anya said: cleanup, aisle 7. Omar darts down the hallway just ahead of the pack, one of Arthas' shining gauntlets underneath his arm.]

((Omar is going to try to GTFO, but feel free to also use this post for general zombies-on-level-1 shenanigans!))

[Video, Public]

[Once Chris picks up his communicator, Omar starts broadcasting his reaction to the network at large. He really can't wait to see what happens.]
mistconduct: (chin bump)

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[personal profile] mistconduct 2015-04-27 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, believe me, shithead, I've got no problem doing my fucking job when I need to. You're grounded. As in, I am going to put you under the ground for this.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] well what do I do now?)

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[personal profile] mistconduct 2015-04-27 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
Do I care? Ask me if I fucking care!
mistconduct: ([unmasked] LOOK AT THIS SHIT)

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[personal profile] mistconduct 2015-04-27 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
I am going to rip your motherfucking balls off with my teeth.

[And now he's tracking Omar down, after having locked up the guy's cabin]
mistconduct: (fight me bitch!)

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[personal profile] mistconduct 2015-04-29 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Chris, flushed and angry, opens the door to the empty cabin]

Asshole.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] crawling in my skin)

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[personal profile] mistconduct 2015-04-29 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
Get up, fuckface. Zero time.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] alone in prison)

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[personal profile] mistconduct 2015-04-30 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Fucking christ. If I have to force you, I'm not gonna be happy.

[He walks closer to Omar, his face reddening]

Up. Come on. Get your ass moving.
mistconduct: (chin bump)

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[personal profile] mistconduct 2015-05-01 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Glaring, Chris leans down and makes a snatch for Omar's cigarette]

I called Kara. She's coming to help me bring you down.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] nervous)

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[personal profile] mistconduct 2015-05-01 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Something not nearly as fucked up compared to the shit you got up to.

[He gives a half-hearted kick to Omar's leg]

Fucking piece of shit...
mistconduct: ([unmasked] oh my god shut up it was one)

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[personal profile] mistconduct 2015-05-03 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
You really want me to take your head? Jesus christ, are you five years old? You are dead, man. I'm dead! You shouldn't fucking be fighting me, you're only hurting yourself.

Fuck.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] nervous)

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[personal profile] mistconduct 2015-05-03 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Chris stumbles back, and would have fallen over had Omar not grabbed him in the next move. He sets his hands on the man's chest, angrily pushing away]

Fuck off! Your breath is gross, man, jesus. Don't you ever brush?
mistconduct: ([unmasked] no no my friend)

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[personal profile] mistconduct 2015-05-03 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[He wriggles, but this kitten's not going anywhere, not with his scrawny little arms and nonexistent legs]

Something gay and weird, probably. Get off me. We're going to Zero. This is fucking ridiculous.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] sign my permission slip?)

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[personal profile] mistconduct 2015-05-03 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
See, I knew it was something fucked up.

Fucking christ. You're messed up, man. I feel bad for the poor fuck who gets paired with you next.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] eyebrow cocked)

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[personal profile] mistconduct 2015-05-03 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck you. I just think we're not a good fucking match, which is fortunate because we're not perma-paired.

Making room for Kara here!

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