omar: (oh i bet it do)
Omar Little ([personal profile] omar) wrote2015-04-26 07:00 pm

12: Video/Spam: Fix this, Joe? --What's the problem?-- Ran out of time.

[Video, Private to Chris, Sunday evening]

[Once upon a time, Omar hadn't minded the Barge so much. It's a prison, sure, but one with better food and more fresh air, and he'd actually really liked his warden. He and Leslie had had something of an understanding between them: she respected him by trying not to get too much in his face; he respected her by trying not to seriously hurt anyone that hadn't hurt someone else first. He'd still killed Ladd Russo twice, and she'd still taken steps against him both times, but he hadn't felt like her heart was really in it. At the end of the day, they actually kind of trusted each other.

He realizes now that he let himself get fooled into extending that trust to other wardens, too. Chris D'Amico has been a nightmare for him, pushy and rude and disrespectful and entitled, and while Omar had seen the part of Leslie that had actually wanted to help him, he's seen none of it in Chris.

Which is fine. He's a warden, after all. Omar should have remembered that most people here weren't going to be any different from most people back home: selfish and hungry. He should have remembered that any real prison warden is as much a part of the game as he is.

Time to remind Chris what their roles should really look like.

On Sunday evening Chris gets a series of video messages from Omar's communicator, one after the other, five in all. Each one seems to be filmed in the first-person perspective, at around chest height, like Omar stuck his communicator in his breast pocket and hit record. Each one depicts an attack: Jimmy, Mickey, Letty, Dark, and Arthas. The last one is very nearly current, which is good, because...]


[Open Spam for Level 1]

[...In the wake of escaping Arthas' cabin, Omar may have let the zombies out. Like Anya said: cleanup, aisle 7. Omar darts down the hallway just ahead of the pack, one of Arthas' shining gauntlets underneath his arm.]

((Omar is going to try to GTFO, but feel free to also use this post for general zombies-on-level-1 shenanigans!))

[Video, Public]

[Once Chris picks up his communicator, Omar starts broadcasting his reaction to the network at large. He really can't wait to see what happens.]
mistconduct: ([unmasked] eyebrow cocked)

[Gloriously public now]

[personal profile] mistconduct 2015-05-03 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck you. I just think we're not a good fucking match, which is fortunate because we're not perma-paired.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] better run)

Making room for Kara here!

[personal profile] mistconduct 2015-05-04 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus fucking christ. How about I need an inmate who I don't want to constantly kick in the balls? I'd settle for that! Fuck.
notdreaming: frown, angry, annoyed, sassy (well SOMETHING happened)

spam!

[personal profile] notdreaming 2015-05-04 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse me.

[ Kara is just suddenly there, bringing with her a small gust of wind. ]

As much as I would love to drag you, I'm giving you an opportunity to take yourself to Zero.
Edited 2015-05-04 01:53 (UTC)
notdreaming: stare, neutral, sad (bench press a plane)

spam!

[personal profile] notdreaming 2015-05-04 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Alright then.

[ She huffs a sigh, then moves to grab him by the arms and carry him a foot off the ground. She won't hurt him unless she absolutely has to - it's far too easy for her to do serious damage. ]
notdreaming: stare, neutral, sad (ready to fight)

spam!

[personal profile] notdreaming 2015-05-04 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She levels a flat, uninterested stare on him and takes the hits. Against an ordinary human she may as well be made of solid metal. But it's dangerous to move as fast as she normally would with a human in tow when he's putting up a struggle, and she doesn't want to take an arm off by accident. She flies toward Zero at a walking pace. ]

Aren't you just a little bit embarrassed? Rao, you're worse than a toddler.
notdreaming: stare, neutral, sad (oh really now)

spam!

[personal profile] notdreaming 2015-05-06 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
My name is Kara.

Are you going to walk on your own?
notdreaming: frown, angry, annoyed, sassy (well SOMETHING happened)

spam!

[personal profile] notdreaming 2015-05-06 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'm Supergirl. I don't use handcuffs or tasers. If you promise not to flail around I'll get you settled in less than half a second. I'm not going to let you break your legs on a doorframe with my super speed.
notdreaming: stare, neutral, sad (stubborn jaw)

spam!

[personal profile] notdreaming 2015-05-06 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I gave you two options. You wanted a spectacle, congratulations: you got a spectacle.
notdreaming: stare, neutral, sad (the universe hates me)

spam!

[personal profile] notdreaming 2015-05-06 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you're throwing a tantrum, and you're old enough to know better.
notdreaming: stare, neutral, sad (stop lights)

spam!

[personal profile] notdreaming 2015-05-07 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Let me give you a little perspective, Omar. I can lift a building full of people with one hand. I can run the circumference of the planet Earth in two and a half seconds. I can survive a nuclear explosion with hardly a scratch. I can see through your skull into the center of a single neuron in your brain. I could burn it and nothing else, if I wanted to. I can hear a child crying from five planets away. I don't need to eat, drink, sleep, or breathe.

Whatever testosterone fueled contest you think you're in, I win. So I'll say it again. You can walk to Zero on your own, or I can take you there by force. Which is it going to be?
notdreaming: frown, angry, annoyed, sassy (well SOMETHING happened)

spam!

[personal profile] notdreaming 2015-05-10 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
You're no politician, and trust me, that's a compliment.

[ How she has fantasized about tweaking the tail of every politician she's ever had to deal with. ]

If your pride hurts it's your own fault, now.