03: Video: I used to love them myths. That stuff was deep.

[omar]

[Omar's kept his promise, and in the days since his last conversation with Leslie, he's been haunting the library, doing a lot of browsing. For being, well, a riotous gangster-slash-angel of vengeance, he's actually a very good library patron: quiet, polite, keeps mostly to himself.

And finally, he's found a book. He's sitting in the fifth floor common room, next to the shark tank, the book loosely held atop his lap, cover unseen.]

Now Barge, y'all don't know me like my warden do, so maybe y'all don't know that I've got me a real appreciation for the written word. But Leslie Knope want to encourage that in me, I suppose, so she gone and named me co-captain of the new Barge Book Club. Or something like that. I gets to pick the first book, anyway.

So now I'm left with two questions for y'all:

One, who be wanting to join up?

And two, who already got a copy of this? [And now he holds it up: 50 Shades of Grey, by E.L. James.] I hear it get real popular in the future.

Comments

[cujothebigreddog]

I'm more a nonfiction guy. Hit me up if you do anything with Gilgamesh or the Norse stuff.

[It got published after his time, but he heard wind of it when it was still in its nascent stages. You deal with the Raiths, it behooves you to keep up with anything 'sexy vampire' related. He'll just sit that out.]

[omar]

Might do, someday. Figure I start off with a bang first, though. [Besides, the mythology would be actually fun and not hilarious trolling.]

[cujothebigreddog]

That's... Uh, yeah.

Tell me how it goes.

[omar]

I surely will, man.