03: Video: I used to love them myths. That stuff was deep.

[omar]

[Omar's kept his promise, and in the days since his last conversation with Leslie, he's been haunting the library, doing a lot of browsing. For being, well, a riotous gangster-slash-angel of vengeance, he's actually a very good library patron: quiet, polite, keeps mostly to himself.

And finally, he's found a book. He's sitting in the fifth floor common room, next to the shark tank, the book loosely held atop his lap, cover unseen.]

Now Barge, y'all don't know me like my warden do, so maybe y'all don't know that I've got me a real appreciation for the written word. But Leslie Knope want to encourage that in me, I suppose, so she gone and named me co-captain of the new Barge Book Club. Or something like that. I gets to pick the first book, anyway.

So now I'm left with two questions for y'all:

One, who be wanting to join up?

And two, who already got a copy of this? [And now he holds it up: 50 Shades of Grey, by E.L. James.] I hear it get real popular in the future.

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[most_feared]

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Well, alright.

[The fact that Kay isn't saying more to that is a testament that occasionally he is a cruel, cruel soul.]

[omar]

I takes it you be in?

[most_feared]

[The temptation is there just for the straight-faced amusement.]

Nah, that's okay. I've never been much of a social guy. [But to be a fly on that wall...] You all have fun.

[omar]

Too bad, yo. You see anyone might take an interest, you send them on my way. [He suspects you know the truth, Kay. Thank you for not spoiling the fun.]

[most_feared]

[He got his live reading already.] I'll be sure to do that.