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Omar Little ([personal profile] omar) wrote2015-06-29 09:44 pm

13: Spam: Man got to live what he know.

[Open spam]

[Omar is a roamer. As long as he's not forced to stay in his cabin -- in his cell, comfortable as it may be -- he spends very little time there. He's just as likely to sleep in an empty cabin, or even once or twice in the Enclosure. He keeps bizarre hours, and he keeps them largely to himself.

None of this is new. This is how he's been since he got here the first time. Since his last death toll, though, he's become even more erratic in his efforts to stay unpredictable, and the recent spate of unwarranted brutality has him feeling especially restless. He can be chanced upon at all kinds of odd times and places: at the library early in the morning, in the showers and the laundry room around noon, eating in the dining hall in the late afternoon. In the evening, smoking up on the deck with so many of his fellow passengers, because it's not actually that he's antisocial -- just very, very careful.

Careful enough that he takes data, and so some of the newer passengers may or may not be surprised to glimpse him out of the corner of their eyes every now and again. Maybe even writing something down.]


[Spam for Cold and Dark]

[But there's a predictability even in unpredictability, and he does from time to time spend the night in his cabin, if only to keep up the illusion that he does so much more often. It might take a more careful observer a while to figure out when he's likely to return, but the time comes around eventually.

It's late in the evening, but he's been up for the last 36 hours, and he's tired -- and therefore both baffled and a little annoyed to hear a knock on the door right when he's about to lay his head down.]


Man, who is it?

[Edit: Voice to Ricki, post-Tiffany spam]

You know what? I remember a time this place didn't feel like a cross between a day care and a circus.

[Edit: Spam for Luna, post-pairings announcement]

[Omar's been playing the warden shuffle for a while now. At best, it's been ineffective -- the closest thing he's gotten to a decent temporary warden, in Horatio, got ripped away from him halfway through the month. At worst, it's been disastrous. So he's not inclined to pay much mind to the announcement, not anymore. He goes about his day. Let Luna Lovegood come to him, if she likes.]
rickitikitarr: (nice and thoughtful)

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[personal profile] rickitikitarr 2015-07-05 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Betrayal. Betrayal and treachery. He's going to read this now, and it will be Omar's fault.]

I'll look it up. I'm in there all the time, anyways.

[Oh.]

You should absolutely reinstate this tradition. Please?
rickitikitarr: (one smile)

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[personal profile] rickitikitarr 2015-07-05 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
It's not fair that I missed it. And it'll be wonderful. Total anarchy.

[He's chewing on his fingernail, while he imagines- this is the face Ricki probably gets right before the most gleefully diabolical foreign operations.]

It's practically an emergency morale situation. And imagine everyone's faces if you announce you're organizing it?

[The phrase 'trolling' has not been invented in Ricki's day and age. However;]

We can make all the wardens squirm reading Wanda June.
rickitikitarr: (car lounging)

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[personal profile] rickitikitarr 2015-07-05 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
People expect fluff and nonsense from me. You're scary. You'll really mess with them.

[And that, obviously, is what is important about this.]

If I make Eggsy come, and we pick first, we can have them reading- what, three months of seventies incarceration literature? A Clockwork Orange. Ken Kesey's Cuckoo's Nest. [Absolutely taking for granted that his young friend will be bullied into this.] I've been flying through this library and one generalization I will make is that my generation's authors feel a lot more traumatized than yours.
rickitikitarr: (a good boy mister guillam)

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[personal profile] rickitikitarr 2015-07-05 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Well then. Ricki rubs his thumb over his bottom lip, and decides;]

Point conceded. The seventies published almost exclusively white and drug addicted paranoiacs lashing out against the American Dream. It's one of the things I am glad is changing.
rickitikitarr: (a good boy mister guillam)

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[personal profile] rickitikitarr 2015-07-05 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Seventy four.

[He admits though he's deliberately shifty about that. That's a silly thing to hold on to.]

It sounds like a very different future.
rickitikitarr: (listening incredulously)

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[personal profile] rickitikitarr 2015-07-05 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Really?

[That does strike him as strange. He pegs them at around the same age, does some quick mental math.]

What's the future like?
rickitikitarr: (car lounging)

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[personal profile] rickitikitarr 2015-07-05 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
So, what should I read?

[He wants to know. Even if they don't have a book club.]

If I want to know.

[Getting past his drug addicted white cynicists.]
rickitikitarr: (call me darling)

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[personal profile] rickitikitarr 2015-07-05 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll read it.

[The most imploring expression imaginable.]

You should definitely run a book club. Teaching poor fools from the past about the world our children inherit.
rickitikitarr: (blood)

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[personal profile] rickitikitarr 2015-07-05 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course. We should both get some sleep.

[Says Ricki, and busies himself with reaching for another cigarette. After a moment of thought, he glances back up to Omar, and holds the pack out to him.]

For the road?
rickitikitarr: (smoking kills)

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[personal profile] rickitikitarr 2015-07-05 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ricki is already lighting his own, so it's easy to flick the lighter open again, and reach up for Omar's. He smokes unfiltereds.]

You should get into the habit of burning these label end first. That way, if you're tailing someone and you flick a butt away, there's no pattern for someone to notice dogging the litter at their heels.

[Of course, borrowing Ricki's camels, there's no need for that, but it's a good habit to get into, an a sweet little bit of nothing that it's easy to share.]

Take care, Omar Little.