05: Video: "Thin line between Heaven and here." - Bubbles

[omar]

So just for today, we connected to the outside? [This worries him more than he'd like to let on, with the possibility of the dead dropping in for a chat, but...]

Anyone wanna get a message to Marlo Stanfield for me? Barring that, hey, someone bring me up some lake trout and a pack of Marlboro, I be real grateful.

Comments

[hundreddollarbaby]

You just shut your filthy disgusting mouth, Level One.

[justabase]

You're a cheater and a whore.

[hundreddollarbaby]

Oh, save it for Level Three. Not that you'd know what that's like.

[justabase]

Just wait until emotional battery. I've been saving up the best insults I can possibly think of for the past three years. They go deep, Dee. They make last time seem like an episode of the Brady Bunch.

[hundreddollarbaby]

Bring it on, bitch. I'm ready for you.

And you know what, Mac, just think about this: with how long I've been waiting for you inferior assholes to make it that far, how much do you think I've got saved up?

[justabase]

[AH HAH. AH HAH.]

TWO. Two curses. You cursed twice.

[hundreddollarbaby]

Oh, Go---sh darnit. Come on, Dennis. [She grabs a beer and starts to chug.]

[goldengod]

Filthy sheets, Dee! Filthy goshdarn sheets! You are committing blatant rule violations! Come on, don't just trash talk them, you're going to get all carried away and spill our strategy with your big blabby mouth!

[God, his sister is unbearable sometimes. Chugging a beer is bearable enough, at least – not like he hasn't been doing this for ages starting back when he was at the frat house (where he is a legend, by the way).]

[kittenmittons]

Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa! You said you have a strategy -- you can't have a strategy, your last strategy was CHEATING!

[goldengod]

So? That was Mac's strategy last time! And there are plenty of ways to play CharDee McDennis strategically. Not that you'd know, am I right, Dee?

[hundreddollarbaby]

You're gosh darn flipping suitfaced motherfornicating right, Dennis. [It's just one that's a little harder to pull off when they're actually drunk.]

[justabase]

QUESTIONS.

TWO QUESTIONS.

[Yes, yes, yes. Mac is fist pumping and tribal dancing everywhere.]

Dennis said them, we all heard them.

[hundreddollarbaby]

What! No, those were rhetorical, you big ex-fat dumb behind in a duster!

[goldengod]

Rhetorical questions don't count, that's like the whole point of rhetoric!

[justabase]

Bull! I call bull! We never specified that.

[hundreddollarbaby]

Oh, like you even know what rhetoric is, fatty!